The good:  Charles called to say that he would be on leave for ANOTHER YEAR!  WOOT!!!!!  *__* 
The bad:  He came by to drop off the papers and hugged me, gag!
The good:  HE'S GONE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR!!!!!

*shares sparkling grape juice with everyone!*

This is what happens when I find a woodburner at Michaels.


( I am the terror that flaps in the night )

Kinda. 

So I got to review the Bayonetta demo for Mania.com, and some guy responded saying that I sounded jealous because I said she had unrealistic proportions.  

Um... whut? 

First of all before I begin my rant, here is what she looks like: 



Second of all, let me preface this by saying that she spends most of the game half naked, because her hair is her weapon AND her clothing, so obviously, in the middle of combat everything gets removed.  

So, what's wrong with me thinking that that's a bit... ridiculous? 

I can't help but think that because I'm a girl, it's assumed that I'm jealous.  Um... no.  As I said in my article, I know that a lot of game heroines are super hot or super sexy, and while that can be irritating if it goes over the top (like this one does) a lot of them are just really really pretty.  Like Lightning in FFXIII, or the lead in Heavenly Sword, things like that.  But Bayonetta?  Um... she is obviously supposed to be sexy, but they're forcing it.  When she walks she swings her hips, not even kidding, her normal walk is this hip swing.  She's always posing and blowing kisses and her body is just... weirdly proportioned. 

As for the nudity thing, if ANY character I was playing with had the ability to turn naked at the push of a button, I would be rolling my eyes, guy or girl, no matter how pretty they were.  Because just... I mean... every time she ends a huge battle she does her "climax" (yes its called climax) and suddenly BAM!  No clothing, and a giant demon comes out of her hair and eats things.  Of course the hair covers what you'd think it would cover, but still.  And everyone knows I'm attracted to girls anyhow, so I can appreciate the pretty naked back, but not every five minutes! 

Though if I were a guy complaining, no one would call me jealous and tell me that I just have a problem with Bayonetta because she's not a size 15.  Uh... yeah... that's why I have a problem, she's not a thicker girl, that must be it.  

-_- 

Have a good day full of presents and cookies and good times!